Save the children and run for the hills!

EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

One quote, that’s all it’ll take to set your frame of mind for this site:

"For the man who goes to the gym, the beach or dancing in a club.  For the man who loves the feel of lycra spandex on his body."

Jebus.  Be sure to check out the Fantasy and Super Hero unitards sections.  "Tards" is a pretty apt description.  I… I don’t know if I should laugh, barf or send in the Feds.  Maybe all three.

Excuse me while I go and scrub my eyes with a little rocksalt and vinegar.

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