Horse D’Ovaries.

This ought to hold you over until I can get a proper post up.  Some linkage for your delight:

• 50 ways to make this Halloween an unusual departure from past ones.
  "19.) Don’t hand out candy!  Hand out bees!"
• For all of you who like ’em a little big up top. *NSFW*
• Motivational posters for Super-Villains.
• The Ronald McHummer Sign-O-Matic.  Ok, it’s supposed to be a passive-aggressive way to give McDonald’s the finger for selling it’s soul to an eco-destroying auto manufacturer, but damn if it isn’t just as good for me to make up some funny shit like this, this (or this) and this.  In fact, I want to see some of the funny crap y’all come up with.