Deck the halls with looped intestines, fa la la la la…

Halloween approacheth-eth. Eth… eth. Hmm, a bit tricky on the tongue there. Doesn’t ring right.

Halloween’s a-coming, and we still have a dire need to decorate for the up-and-coming party — owing to the fact that we’re still moving the last of our shit into the new house, and I took on a handful of last-minute projects that are crashing to a completion.

Lady and I have invited a number of folks to come over this Saturday evening (October 25th) to lend a hand decorating, and this is the official invite to everyone we have/have not asked to come. We’re looking to have folks over at about 7:00pm or 8:00pm. Just let me know via comment or phone call. And yes Pounders, you and your dike-y short hair can come and play on Pac-Man and the Nintendo PlayChoice… Raul too if he likes — hell, everyone is welcome to play. I just need to vacuum the dust off of them.

** ADDENDUM START **

First, the official title of this little gathering is the "Holy Shit, We’ve Been Too Busy To Decorate" party. There, happy now Mensa?

Second, if those of you who are coming to decorate can afford to bring a bag of chips, pack of drinks (soft-drinks or beer) or something to add to the communal sip/snack pile, we would greatly appreciate it. We have some chips, drinks and beer, but I’d like to be sure everyone has enough to keep them satisfied. Thank you. Message ends.

** ADDENDUM END **

We can also make this our official annual Nightmare Before Christmas screening as well, which will be followed up by as many horror/horrible movies as we have in our movie collection (Bad Taste anyone?). Snap, chances are we might still be there when you get off — call and see.

A great big "Holy shit! This is pretty damned cool — thank you guys so very much!" goes out to Steve and Harold for the Halloween/housewarming present they care-packaged to us from sunny, sunny California. I guess their overwhelming guilt at not being able to attend our Halloween party — again — grabbed hold of them. It’s a fantastically gi-normous haunted house with groovy flashing lights and a spooky witch that spins around the tower. Once again, thanks a heap guys, and we’ll be calling y’all tonight to thank you in a non-virtual manner. I bet everyone can guess what our party centerpiece is going to be this year.

Side note: Saturday or Sunday we transport our computers to the new house and will be without internet communications until Thursday, October 30th. While Lady and I can certainly keep up with all our daily nonsense from work, it will definitely only be from work. Expect us to be a little scarce in the digital realm until Thursday.

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9 thoughts on “Deck the halls with looped intestines, fa la la la la…”

  1. Dikey? Who said anything about a dikey short ass haircut? I just said it was short like your’s. Unless of course you mean that your haircut is dikey and that your a lesbien and in which I’d love to come over make all sorts of ghoulish lesbien love to ya instead of playing Pac. *wink wink, nudge nudge*

  2. "I’d love to come over make all sorts of ghoulish lesbien love to ya"

    *blink* *blink*

    *shudder*

    Um. As tempting as that sounds, I’ll pass. The only joystick of mine you’ll ever get a grip on would be attached to one of my arcade games. Besides, you, Snap and Dimples are a hot item, and I wouldn’t want to drive a wedge between you three.

    I feel so… filthy.

    *goes to wash hands… for an hour… with sandpaper*

  3. "Incest is best. Put your brother to the test.

    "The family that lays together, stays together… relatively speaking."

    I see we have another Rocky Horror fan in the hizzy.

  4. I’ll be there with bells on!! Does anyone want any food from Semolina?? I get a 20% discount on catering pans. Let me know.

  5. The afore mentioned shrimp boil may be a bust. The killer deal my pops-in-law had fell through, and I’m trying to convince him to not spend the overblown amount of money for shrimp at the regular street price. If he decides to bust open his piggy bank and get it anyway, we’ll have us a mess ‘o shrimp, if not, oh well. Maybe next time.

  6. fuckstick!!!!

    i’ll be working!

    ok. i’ll see you on the saturday after halloween, then.

    "what is THIS??!!!"

  7. Besides, you, Snap and Dimples are a hot item, and I wouldn’t want to drive a wedge between you three.

    Huh? What? Did I miss something? I’ve never been that drunk, have I?

    Anyways, I’ll definitely be there tonight, and I’ll try to pick up something along the way. Don’t you dare start Nightmare before Christmas without me! I’d singalong with it but I’m sure everyone else would like to enjoy the movie.

    Oh and I need directions. I’ll call later.

  8. No worries Dimples, I dont have a friggin clue has to what he’s talk’n about. Me and you was one thing, me and your brother was another, but me, you, and your brother has yet to happpen.

    Great time on Saturday night Stuff and Rhonda, thanks for having me over. Yall need anything for this friday? Food, drink, a silly drunk pillowcase? Let me know.

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