{"id":1000,"date":"2009-09-03T12:13:35","date_gmt":"2009-09-03T18:13:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dmentd.com\/?p=1000"},"modified":"2009-09-03T12:13:59","modified_gmt":"2009-09-03T18:13:59","slug":"snakes-on-a-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/snakes-on-a-dog","title":{"rendered":"Snakes On A Dog."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two of my dog family here in Austin &#8212; Niece Cleo and Nephew Puck &#8212; were both bitten by a baby rattlesnake last night.\u00a0 On the face.\u00a0 How humiliating&#8230; that little reptile punk didn&#8217;t even have the stones to wage a fair fight, so he had to resort to sucker punching them.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;ve undergone treatments of anti-venom and after a scary-as-hell night, seem to be recovering.\u00a0 I&#8217;m hoping for the absolute best.\u00a0 For the moment though, I offer <em><strong>this<\/strong><\/em> as a response to the whole situation:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Snakes On A Dog\" src=\"http:\/\/dmentd.com\/gallery\/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&amp;g2_itemId=6367\" alt=\"Snakes On A Dog\" width=\"650\" height=\"418\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two of my dog family here in Austin &#8212; Niece Cleo and Nephew Puck &#8212; were both bitten by a baby rattlesnake last night.\u00a0 On the face.\u00a0 How humiliating&#8230; that little reptile punk didn&#8217;t even have the stones to wage a fair fight, so he had to resort to sucker punching them. They&#8217;ve undergone treatments [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,11,23,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aggravation","category-friends","category-pictures","category-stress"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1000"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1003,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000\/revisions\/1003"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}