Also, our seedlings are doing very well.\u00a0 The broccoli and Brussels sprouts are growing like weeds.\u00a0 Meanwhile the tomatoes are filling out nicely and growing more true leaves.\u00a0 Another few weeks, and they’ll be ready to plant outside.<\/p>\n My constant, obnoxious companion while I work in the yard is the neighbor’s dog — a pitbull mix — named “Noisy Bitch” (ok, more like I named her that, but it has stuck).\u00a0 From the moment she hears me open the patio door she starts barking incessantly.\u00a0 I’ve tried making friends with her, to no avail.\u00a0 She will stop barking as long as I bribe her with homemade treats — which she will happily and gently take from me through the fence — only to have her start yapping again shortly thereafter.<\/p>\n She has had some training as I can, most of the time, get her to sit on command in exchange for treats.\u00a0 When she does sit, or otherwise obey a command, it’s like I’m using some sort of mind control to forcibly make her obey… the look on her face speaks volumes, as if to say “I’m sitting, but I’m doing so against my will, and I’m getting no pleasure from this humiliation at all… now give me the goddamn treat.”<\/em><\/p>\n I have on occasion used negative reinforcement on her when she barks or lunges, such as a quick shot of water from a spray bottle while I said “no”<\/em> in a stern alpha voice.\u00a0 Oh, she REALLY<\/strong><\/em><\/span> doesn’t like that, but she backs off and barks, growls, snarls and looks for all the world like she’s gonna jump the fence and go for my throat.\u00a0 It got to the point where all I needed to do was show her the bottle and she’d back away noisily.\u00a0 Now, I’ve abandoned the bottle, and when she won’t obey a command or barks viciously at me, I toss the treats earmarked for her over to Killer<\/a><\/strong> (again, our nickname for her), the other neighbor dog that went from barking at us from a distance, to practically hopping the fence to have us pet her.<\/p>\n I don’t think I’ll ever gain her confidence and make peace, but we’ll see.\u00a0 For now, here’s a picture of that loving, gentle creature known as Noisy Bitch.<\/p>\n So, yeah, apparently I can’t stop talking about my garden.\u00a0 Suck it up, this is my blog and I’ll talk about my dry elbow skin if I feel the desire to. I’ve been moisturizing… so there. Anyway, I had the presence of mind to bring out the camera this morning while the pumpkin blossoms were […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,7,3,23,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-domestica","category-house","category-links","category-pictures","category-rambling"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1082"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1082\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1097,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1082\/revisions\/1097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<\/a>
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