{"id":113,"date":"2005-08-24T23:21:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-25T04:21:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2005-08-24T23:21:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-25T04:21:00","slug":"94","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/94","title":{"rendered":"Save the children and run for the hills!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=http:\/\/www.spandexman.com target=_blank><b>EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n<p>One quote, that&#8217;s all it&#8217;ll take to set your frame of mind for this site:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&quot;<b><i>For the man who goes to the gym, the beach or dancing in a club.&nbsp; For the man who loves the feel of lycra spandex on his body.<\/b><\/i>&quot;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Jebus.&nbsp; Be sure to check out the <a href=http:\/\/www.spandexman.com\/fantasyunitards.html target=_blank><b>Fantasy<\/b><\/a> and <a href=http:\/\/www.spandexman.com\/superherounitards.html target=_blank><b>Super Hero<\/b><\/a> unitards sections.&nbsp; &quot;Tards&quot; is a pretty apt description.&nbsp; I&#8230; I don&#8217;t know if I should laugh, barf or send in the Feds.&nbsp; Maybe all three.<\/p>\n<p>Excuse me while I go and scrub my eyes with a little rocksalt and vinegar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH! One quote, that&#8217;s all it&#8217;ll take to set your frame of mind for this site: &quot;For the man who goes to the gym, the beach or dancing in a club.&nbsp; For the man who loves the feel of lycra spandex on his body.&quot; Jebus.&nbsp; Be sure to check out the Fantasy and Super Hero [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}