{"id":132,"date":"2006-05-12T13:49:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-12T18:49:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2006-05-12T13:49:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-12T18:49:00","slug":"113","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/113","title":{"rendered":"Handy, that."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b><a href=http:\/\/video.google.com\/videoplay?docid=-3115213134814599261 target=_blank>Wow<\/b><\/a>, I&#8217;m disappointed that <b><a href=http:\/\/video.google.com\/videoplay?docid=3929684751749233 target=_blank>this guy<\/b><\/a> has to resort to using <b><a href=http:\/\/video.google.com\/videoplay?docid=8258651219221373365 target=_blank>his hands<\/b><\/a>.&nbsp; Some people can do that with a <b><a href=http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Goatse.cx target=_blank>single solitary muscle<\/b><\/a>&#8230; to the <b><a href=http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/sublivious\/98444907\/in\/pool-firstgoatse\/ target=_blank>amazement of others<\/b><\/a>.&nbsp; What a fucking <b><a href=http:\/\/rawilson.googlepages.com\/Manualism.htm target=_blank>amateur<\/b><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow, I&#8217;m disappointed that this guy has to resort to using his hands.&nbsp; Some people can do that with a single solitary muscle&#8230; to the amazement of others.&nbsp; What a fucking amateur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}