{"id":145,"date":"2006-09-11T16:45:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-11T21:45:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2006-09-11T16:45:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-11T21:45:00","slug":"119","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/119","title":{"rendered":"Horse D&#8217;Ovaries."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This ought to hold you over until I can get a proper post up.&nbsp; Some linkage for your delight:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=http:\/\/www.i-mockery.com\/halloween\/bag\/50things-halloween.php target=_blank><b>50 ways to make this Halloween an unusual departure from past ones<\/a><\/b>.<br \/>&quot;<b><i>19.) Don&#8217;t hand out candy!&nbsp; Hand out bees!<\/i><\/b>&quot;\n<li>For all of you who like &#8217;em <a href=http:\/\/www.mastasia.com\/main.htm target=_blank><b>a little big up top<\/a>. *NSFW*<\/b>\n<li><a href=http:\/\/www.somethingawful.com\/index.php?a=4083 target=_blank><b>Motivational posters for Super-Villains<\/a><\/b>.\n<li><a href=http:\/\/www.ronaldmchummer.com target=_blank><b>The Ronald McHummer Sign-O-Matic<\/b><\/a>.&nbsp; Ok, it&#8217;s supposed to be a passive-aggressive way to give McDonald&#8217;s the finger for selling it&#8217;s soul to an eco-destroying auto manufacturer, but damn if it isn&#8217;t just as good for me to make up some funny shit like <a href=http:\/\/www.dmentd.com\/images\/ronaldmchummer1.jpg target=_blank><b>this<\/b><\/a>, <a href=http:\/\/www.dmentd.com\/images\/ronaldmchummer2.jpg target=_blank><b>this<\/b><\/a> (or <a href=http:\/\/www.dmentd.com\/images\/ronaldmchummer3.jpg target=_blank><b>this<\/b><\/a>) and <a href=http:\/\/www.dmentd.com\/images\/ronaldmchummer4.jpg target=_blank><b>this<\/b><\/a>.&nbsp; In fact, I want to see some of the funny crap y&#8217;all come up with.\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This ought to hold you over until I can get a proper post up.&nbsp; Some linkage for your delight: 50 ways to make this Halloween an unusual departure from past ones.&quot;19.) Don&#8217;t hand out candy!&nbsp; Hand out bees!&quot; For all of you who like &#8217;em a little big up top. *NSFW* Motivational posters for Super-Villains. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}