{"id":151,"date":"2007-02-16T22:45:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-17T04:45:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2008-09-16T15:38:37","modified_gmt":"2008-09-16T21:38:37","slug":"125","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/125","title":{"rendered":"Welcome To The Pity Party, I Hope You Brought The Chips."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Prepare to be uncomfortable.\u00a0 Feel free to look at your shoes, I don&#8217;t expect eye contact.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a little drunk, I&#8217;m a little amorous, and I&#8217;m very alone.\u00a0 I seem to quote a lot these days, so here&#8217;s to Meatloaf: \u201c<em>Two out of three ain&#8217;t bad<\/em>\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>I got no one to snuggle, to keep me warm, to be there in the morning when I wake up.\u00a0 Hooray!\u00a0 Ain&#8217;t life grand.\u00a0 The house is quiet and I have an empty bed to rock me to sleep.\u00a0 You want the definition of misery, this is it.\u00a0 Look it up in the dictionary, there&#8217;s a lovely picture of me&#8230; showing my good side too!<\/p>\n<p>And tomorrow is another day.\u00a0 Likely this will pass, and I&#8217;ll be fine for a few days.\u00a0 Resilient, that&#8217;s me.\u00a0 I always bounce back, except that I feel like a damned yo-yo these days.\u00a0 Stamp &#8220;Duncan&#8221; on my ass and make sure my string isn&#8217;t wound too tight or it might snap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Prepare to be uncomfortable.\u00a0 Feel free to look at your shoes, I don&#8217;t expect eye contact. I&#8217;m a little drunk, I&#8217;m a little amorous, and I&#8217;m very alone.\u00a0 I seem to quote a lot these days, so here&#8217;s to Meatloaf: \u201cTwo out of three ain&#8217;t bad\u201d. I got no one to snuggle, to keep me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,14,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aggravation","category-domestica","category-stress"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":598,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions\/598"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}