{"id":156,"date":"2007-04-05T21:28:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-06T03:28:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2008-09-16T15:16:19","modified_gmt":"2008-09-16T21:16:19","slug":"130","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/130","title":{"rendered":"Quick, Dirty&#8230; Undead."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another quick post, another link.\u00a0 I promise, some real content is coming.\u00a0 Eventually.<\/p>\n<p>You guys know I&#8217;m a sucker for zombies.\u00a0 Liberally mix in a little humor and I&#8217;m orgasmic (Shawn of the Dead, anyone?).\u00a0 Stumbled across a new on-line comic called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hockeyzombie.com\/daily.php?date=051101\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Hockey Zombie<\/strong><\/a> (link pops to the first comic).\u00a0 How can you not like something with dialog like this:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kurt:<\/strong> I can&#8217;t believe you had sex with a zombie!<br \/>\n<strong>Chris:<\/strong> I just pretended she was deaf and mean.<br \/>\n<strong>Kurt:<\/strong> You didn&#8217;t even use protection, did you?!<br \/>\n<strong>Chris:<\/strong> She said she was on the pill!<br \/>\n<strong>Chris:<\/strong> I&#8217;m all like &#8220;<em>Jeez lady&#8230; I&#8217;m not into that Marv Albert shit<\/em>&#8221; &#8230; and she&#8217;s all &#8220;<em>UNG!\u00a0 UNG!<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Read.\u00a0 Enjoy.\u00a0 G&#8217;fuckyerselves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another quick post, another link.\u00a0 I promise, some real content is coming.\u00a0 Eventually. You guys know I&#8217;m a sucker for zombies.\u00a0 Liberally mix in a little humor and I&#8217;m orgasmic (Shawn of the Dead, anyone?).\u00a0 Stumbled across a new on-line comic called Hockey Zombie (link pops to the first comic).\u00a0 How can you not like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=156"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":587,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions\/587"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}