{"id":28,"date":"2003-05-02T17:38:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-02T22:38:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2003-05-02T17:38:00","modified_gmt":"2003-05-02T22:38:00","slug":"20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/20","title":{"rendered":"*gaaaaaaaasp!*"},"content":{"rendered":"

Can’t… breathe!<\/p>\n

*gasp* *choke*<\/b><\/p>\n

Laughing… too hard!<\/p>\n

Going into… <\/i>cardiac arrest<\/i>!<\/p>\n

See for yourself, but don’t say I didn’t warn you. It’s two video files, and you must<\/i><\/b> watch them in order.<\/p>\n

Here’s<\/b><\/a> the first video, and the background for what you’ll see. He has a link to the second video, but it might not work and that’s OK…<\/p>\n

… because Papa DmentD has taken care of you with a working link here<\/b><\/a>. Some rotten fucker took the time to edit, add visuals and sound effects. I only wish I had gotten to it first. Sheer genius.  Be sure to go back to the first link and read the comments that follow – that’s entertainment all by itself.<\/p>\n

I, for one, love to have a laugh at some poor, unsuspecting bastard’s expense. I just filled my quota for this month in the space of five minutes. Email me if you need me to call an EMT for you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Can’t… breathe! *gasp* *choke* Laughing… too hard! Going into… cardiac arrest! See for yourself, but don’t say I didn’t warn you. It’s two video files, and you must watch them in order. Here’s the first video, and the background for what you’ll see. He has a link to the second video, but it might not […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}