So, this week brings two of the landmark events of the year together.<\/p>\n
First and foremost, RhondaLady and I have been married for eight years as of today, June 30th. All told, we’ve been together for fourteen years. Yes, Methuselah catered our reception \u2014 and a number of you dear readers were there, getting drunk for nary a thin dime I might add. Good job, that’s what the booze was there for.<\/p>\n
Second, my blushing bride will be another year older on Friday, July 4th. Yup, she’s a Yankee Doodle Dandy. Correction, she’s my<\/i> Yankee Doodle Dandy. I don’t think she’s squeamish about her age, but discretion is the better part of valor, so I shant bring it up here. Ask her your own damned self.<\/p>\n
I swear, I don’t know how she puts up with all of my crap. I’m not the easiest person to live and deal with on a daily basis, but I do the best I can to be the best person, and husband that I can. I love her dearly, and not just for not killing me yet. She’s the most wonderful person I know, and I can’t imagine spending the rest of my life without her.<\/p>\n
RhondaLady my dear, I love you more than I could ever convey with words. For once, I am at a loss to express myself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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