{"id":48,"date":"2003-07-24T14:24:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-24T19:24:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2003-07-24T14:24:00","modified_gmt":"2003-07-24T19:24:00","slug":"31","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/31","title":{"rendered":"I shall bow and pray now."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have found someone worthy of my heartfelt respect and admiration.  This lady <a href=http:\/\/www.dooce.com\/archives\/daily\/01_14_2002.html target=top><b>here<\/b><\/a> writes with such elegance and ease, and wields the sharpest tongue I have seen in many a year.  She makes me look like a fucking boyscout with a serious mission to earn his place in heaven early in life.<\/p>\n<p>Check out the rest of her site, <a href=http:\/\/www.dooce.com\/index.html target=top><b>dooce.com<\/b><\/a>, but you might want to start <a href=http:\/\/www.dooce.com\/about.html target=top><b>here<\/b><\/a>, where she not only tells you a little about herself, but links to some very tasty entries to read, including that gem I linked up top.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and if you want to jump into some fairly funny shit right away, go straight <a href=http:\/\/www.dooce.com\/annoy.html target=top><b>here<\/a><\/b>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have found someone worthy of my heartfelt respect and admiration. This lady here writes with such elegance and ease, and wields the sharpest tongue I have seen in many a year. She makes me look like a fucking boyscout with a serious mission to earn his place in heaven early in life. Check out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}