{"id":74,"date":"2004-01-15T13:07:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-15T19:07:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2004-01-15T13:07:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-15T18:07:00","slug":"57","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/57","title":{"rendered":"Your attention please.  Make way for the birthday bozo."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend marks the 21st birthday of our beloved youngster, Mr. Snap Snapperson.&nbsp; He will no longer be a fugitive from alcohol justice, but a legal citizen of the State of Intoxication.<\/p>\n<p>In honor of his elevation into manhood, marked by the dropping of his testicles (no, not tea-bagging) we are having a get-together at the <b>wHOReS<\/b>.&nbsp; Everyone is invited, and asked to contribute a little something in the way of consumables.&nbsp; I will be making a &quot;white-on-white crime&quot; cake.&nbsp; We have <i>some<\/i> soft drinks, beer and snacks, but more would be good.<\/p>\n<p>The gala is going to be held on Friday, January 15th. Snap unfortunately has actually got to work that evening, but will be arriving after midnight.&nbsp; This is not to say that we can&#8217;t start without him, never having needed much of an excuse for that sort of thing, but DeJockamo will only put his seal of approval on this shindig upon the arrival of the guest of honor.&nbsp; Consider yourself warned.<\/p>\n<p>I hope to see everyone there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend marks the 21st birthday of our beloved youngster, Mr. Snap Snapperson.&nbsp; He will no longer be a fugitive from alcohol justice, but a legal citizen of the State of Intoxication. In honor of his elevation into manhood, marked by the dropping of his testicles (no, not tea-bagging) we are having a get-together at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}