{"id":759,"date":"2009-01-15T21:47:08","date_gmt":"2009-01-16T03:47:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dmentd.com\/?p=759"},"modified":"2009-01-22T05:01:56","modified_gmt":"2009-01-22T11:01:56","slug":"say-cheese-yarf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/say-cheese-yarf","title":{"rendered":"Say Cheese!  *yarf*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, you&#8217;re tucking into a nice dinner of <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/dmentd.com\/shudders\" target=\"_blank\">ORLOTAN<\/a><\/strong>&#8230; maybe you&#8217;d like some <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Casu_marzu\" target=\"_blank\">CHEESE<\/a><\/strong> to go with that?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span class=\"text\">\u201c<em>Because the larvae in the cheese can launch themselves for distances up to 15 centimetres (6 in) when disturbed, diners hold their hands above the sandwich to prevent the maggots from leaping into their eyes.\u00a0 Those who do not wish to eat live maggots place the cheese in a sealed paper bag.\u00a0 The maggots, starved for oxygen, writhe and jump in the bag, creating a &#8220;pitter-patter&#8221; sound.\u00a0 When the sounds subside, the maggots are dead and the cheese can be eaten.\u201d<\/em><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Now, please excuse me while I go be violently ill.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, you&#8217;re tucking into a nice dinner of ORLOTAN&#8230; maybe you&#8217;d like some CHEESE to go with that? \u201cBecause the larvae in the cheese can launch themselves for distances up to 15 centimetres (6 in) when disturbed, diners hold their hands above the sandwich to prevent the maggots from leaping into their eyes.\u00a0 Those who [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","category-stress"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=759"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":769,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759\/revisions\/769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}