{"id":780,"date":"2009-02-03T12:56:57","date_gmt":"2009-02-03T18:56:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dmentd.com\/?p=780"},"modified":"2009-03-03T20:53:18","modified_gmt":"2009-03-04T02:53:18","slug":"this-kid-is-tripping-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/this-kid-is-tripping-balls","title":{"rendered":"This Kid Is Tripping Balls."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, admittedly it&#8217;s after a trip to the dentist for oral surgery.  But with gems like \u201c<em>Is this real life?<\/em>\u201d, \u201c<em>Why is this happening to me?<\/em>\u201d, \u201c<em>Do you have four eyes?<\/em>\u201d and \u201c<em>Is this going to be forever?<\/em>\u201d, there are some of you out there saying to yourself\u00a0 \u201c<em>Dude, puff-puff-pass!<\/em>\u201d<br \/>\n<center><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/txqiwrbYGrs&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Thank you <a href=\"http:\/\/boingboing.net\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Boing Boing<\/strong><\/a> for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, admittedly it&#8217;s after a trip to the dentist for oral surgery. But with gems like \u201cIs this real life?\u201d, \u201cWhy is this happening to me?\u201d, \u201cDo you have four eyes?\u201d and \u201cIs this going to be forever?\u201d, there are some of you out there saying to yourself\u00a0 \u201cDude, puff-puff-pass!\u201d Thank you Boing Boing for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=780"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":815,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780\/revisions\/815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}