{"id":84,"date":"2004-06-16T15:47:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-16T20:47:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2004-06-16T15:47:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-16T20:47:00","slug":"67","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/67","title":{"rendered":"Tid.  Bit."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes my befuddled brain can attain a moment of clarity, as in this quick snippet of an IM conversation with Fiddy\/Fiddy (a rather one-sided one since he wasn&#8217;t typing anything at the moment).<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n<b>Me:<\/b> The lights are on, but nobody is home.<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b> Then again, we&#8217;ve known this about you for a VERY long time.<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b> Now that I think about it, I&#8217;m pretty much an &quot;empty house&quot; myself.<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b> Except for those bats in my belfry.<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b> They keep me company in the wee hours of the night.<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b> Squeaking Justin Timberlake love-songs to me.<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b> And crapping on my insulation.<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b> Sorry, &quot;dropping guano&quot; on my insulation.<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b> Damn bats&#8230; so sensitive.&nbsp; They love to remind me that their poop is a valuable source of fuel in some countries.<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b> Really, I guess that&#8217;s the true test of how advanced your civilization is: what you use as fuel.<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b> I guess it&#8217;s a sliding scale from burned flying-rat crap to atomic energy.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Nobody can amuse me like I do, and I am <i>so<\/i> easilly amused at times.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes my befuddled brain can attain a moment of clarity, as in this quick snippet of an IM conversation with Fiddy\/Fiddy (a rather one-sided one since he wasn&#8217;t typing anything at the moment). Me: The lights are on, but nobody is home. Me: Then again, we&#8217;ve known this about you for a VERY long time. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}