{"id":87,"date":"2004-07-02T21:50:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-03T02:50:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2004-07-02T21:50:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-03T02:50:00","slug":"70","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/70","title":{"rendered":"I have NO excuse."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I swear, the cake fumes must be getting to me.<\/p>\n<p>Here I sit on the eve of the big anniversary\/birthday BBQ fiesta.&nbsp; I&#8217;m taking a break to shovel some food into my mouth.&nbsp; Not wanting to put on the TV for fear of getting hooked into a program, I sit and surf for a minute of two.<\/p>\n<p>I run across <a href=http:\/\/www.wonderfullywacky.com\/octodog.htm target=top><b>THIS LINK<\/b><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I laughed myself silly for a solid five minutes \u2014 big hearty guffaws complete with snorts, while bordering on drooling on myself.&nbsp; Really I have no excuse, it&#8217;s probably not all that funny.&nbsp; The picture of the completed hot dog just cracks me up beyond all belief.<\/p>\n<p>I <i>WILL<\/i> have one!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I swear, the cake fumes must be getting to me. Here I sit on the eve of the big anniversary\/birthday BBQ fiesta.&nbsp; I&#8217;m taking a break to shovel some food into my mouth.&nbsp; Not wanting to put on the TV for fear of getting hooked into a program, I sit and surf for a minute [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=87"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=87"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=87"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=87"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}