{"id":919,"date":"2009-04-17T13:25:17","date_gmt":"2009-04-17T19:25:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dmentd.com\/?p=919"},"modified":"2009-04-17T13:25:48","modified_gmt":"2009-04-17T19:25:48","slug":"buffy-meets-the-whores","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/buffy-meets-the-whores","title":{"rendered":"Buffy Meets The WHoReS."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Mensa:<\/strong><\/span><\/span> I had a dream last night that we were at your old house for a party, but we knew there was going to be this invasion of monsters and demons, so we were all armed.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Mensa:<\/strong><\/span> <\/span>I brought a few shotguns, but I couldn&#8217;t find them when it first started going down, so I had to take some out the old-fashioned way.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>DmentD:<\/strong><\/span> <\/span>Awesome dream!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Mensa:<\/strong><\/span><\/span> There was more, but that was the highlight for you there.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>DmentD:<\/strong><\/span> <\/span>I think&#8230; I think I need to post that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mensa: I had a dream last night that we were at your old house for a party, but we knew there was going to be this invasion of monsters and demons, so we were all armed. Mensa: I brought a few shotguns, but I couldn&#8217;t find them when it first started going down, so I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","category-rambling"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/919","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=919"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/919\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":921,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/919\/revisions\/921"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}