{"id":949,"date":"2009-05-13T14:09:40","date_gmt":"2009-05-13T20:09:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dmentd.com\/?p=949"},"modified":"2009-05-13T14:10:26","modified_gmt":"2009-05-13T20:10:26","slug":"we-done-gone-to-the-chapel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/we-done-gone-to-the-chapel","title":{"rendered":"We Done Gone To The Chapel&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a married man.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m blissfully wed to a woman that I have been head-over-heels in love with for the better part of two years, and whom I am thrilled beyond mortal words to be able to share my life with.<\/p>\n<p>And because I&#8217;m a lazy bastard who doesn&#8217;t want to recreate the wheel, I&#8217;m sending you over to Sweets&#8217; site to<strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/eatbake.com\/2009\/05\/marital-bliss\" target=\"_blank\">read the details and see the pictures<\/a><\/strong>.\u00a0 <strong>*grins*<\/strong> She&#8217;s done an excellent job of it, and by law I&#8217;m now entitled to half the credit for the post.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a married man. I&#8217;m blissfully wed to a woman that I have been head-over-heels in love with for the better part of two years, and whom I am thrilled beyond mortal words to be able to share my life with. And because I&#8217;m a lazy bastard who doesn&#8217;t want to recreate the wheel, I&#8217;m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,14,9,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-coolness","category-domestica","category-family","category-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=949"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/949\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":952,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/949\/revisions\/952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dmentd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}