Say Cheese! *yarf*

So, you’re tucking into a nice dinner of ORLOTAN… maybe you’d like some CHEESE to go with that?

Because the larvae in the cheese can launch themselves for distances up to 15 centimetres (6 in) when disturbed, diners hold their hands above the sandwich to prevent the maggots from leaping into their eyes.  Those who do not wish to eat live maggots place the cheese in a sealed paper bag.  The maggots, starved for oxygen, writhe and jump in the bag, creating a “pitter-patter” sound.  When the sounds subside, the maggots are dead and the cheese can be eaten.”

Now, please excuse me while I go be violently ill.

3 thoughts on “Say Cheese! *yarf*”

  1. I may never eat cheese again…EVER. Wow, if you ‘d asked me yesterday if I thought I would ever say that, the answer would have been a definite NO, but now the imagery is killing me. My diet thanks you, but man this is sad.

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