A beetle-browed tale.

Now, somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota there lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon, and one day his woman ran off with another guy… hit young Rocky in the eye.  Rocky didn’t like that.  He said "I’m gonna’ get that boy."

So, one day he walked into town, booked himself a room in the local saloon.  Rocky Raccoon checked into his room only to find Gideon’s bible.  Rocky had come equipped with a gun, to shoot off the legs of his rival.  His rival it seems had broken his dreams… by stealing the girl of his fancy.

Her name was McGill and she called herself "Lil"… but everyone knew her as "Nancy".  Now she and her man who called himself "Dan" were in the next room at the hoedown.  Rocky burst in, and grinning a grin he said "Danny boy, this is a showdown."  But Daniel was hot — he drew fast and shot — and Rocky collapsed in the corner.

Now, the doctor came in stinking of gin and proceeded to lie on the table.  He said "Rocky you met your match."

And Rocky said "Doc it’s only a scratch, and I’ll be better — I’ll be better Doc as soon as I am able."

Now Rocky Raccoon, he fell back in his room only to find Gideon’s bible.  Gideon checked out — and he left it no doubt — to help with good Rocky’s revival.