"I wish I was, h-o-o-o-o-omeward bound…"

I’m exhausted.

Tonight, Lady and I submitted a bid on a house, which was consequently accepted. It happened that fast — about 2 hours. The house never even hit the open market, and had it, it would have lasted as long as a Black Angus steer in a piranha stream. Next come the inspections to make sure it’s not a clunker. Nonexistent deity, help me.

It’s a little smaller than we would have liked, but it’s perfect for our budget. The neighborhood is great, the house is immaculate — with the exception of some modernization — and the back yard & patio are made for entertaining and partying. All of our shit will fit in there comfortably, and it’ll be nice to get it all out of storage.

Crap, I hope we get this house. After months of searching, we’ve finally found a bona-fide winner. Both Lady and I got fantastic vibes from the second we walked in the door. It’s a warm and welcome house with New Orleans charm and has seen many years of tender loving care by the folks we’re buying it from, who are the original owners, by the by. This house has seen a lot of good times, and it’s going to see a heap more if we can get in there.

We’ll even have our own Tiki god to watch over us, if they leave him.

I’m exhausted. My brain is stew, and the stress is only beginning. I’m going to pass out for a while.

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7 thoughts on “"I wish I was, h-o-o-o-o-omeward bound…"”

  1. CHEERS! Congrats Stuff and Rhonda! Is this house on the shuttle bus route? 😉 I’m happy to hear about it and it does happen quick huh? Poof and you own a house, even though yall don’t yet but, poof. Tiki god? You can ask them.

  2. Mike, I’m telling ya. We need to run some exterior taps to the tiki faces.

    "hey i need a refill.."

    *presses secret tiki beer button

    "ahh the nectar of the gods flows forth"

    Hey.. It could happen, we have the technology.

    -Cappy. Night Night

  3. At least the Battle of the Abode has reached a milestone. Congrats, and best wishes for the other parts of the process!

  4. Congrats!! Hope everything goes well. I STILL don’t have a job so if ya’ll do purchase the house, I can give a hand if need be. TTYL!!

  5. Oh my goodness!!! YIPEE MUTHA FUCKIN SKIPEE!!!! I’m sooo happy for you guys — though I’m sure he won’t mind, I’m officially volunteering R for some moving help – he’s good for that kinda stuff 🙂 I’m chanting for you guys so I’m sure you’ll get it 🙂

  6. Good luck on the house… I know when Alyson and I bought our house it was a friggin nightmare. I hope you have an easier time.

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