Take my wife… please!

So, this week brings two of the landmark events of the year together.

First and foremost, RhondaLady and I have been married for eight years as of today, June 30th. All told, we’ve been together for fourteen years. Yes, Methuselah catered our reception — and a number of you dear readers were there, getting drunk for nary a thin dime I might add. Good job, that’s what the booze was there for.

Second, my blushing bride will be another year older on Friday, July 4th. Yup, she’s a Yankee Doodle Dandy. Correction, she’s my Yankee Doodle Dandy. I don’t think she’s squeamish about her age, but discretion is the better part of valor, so I shant bring it up here. Ask her your own damned self.

I swear, I don’t know how she puts up with all of my crap. I’m not the easiest person to live and deal with on a daily basis, but I do the best I can to be the best person, and husband that I can. I love her dearly, and not just for not killing me yet. She’s the most wonderful person I know, and I can’t imagine spending the rest of my life without her.

RhondaLady my dear, I love you more than I could ever convey with words. For once, I am at a loss to express myself.

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7 thoughts on “Take my wife… please!”

  1. For once? Just less than a minute ago I commented on your valor, and you responded that you were "very valor….ous. Val. Or…. Valedictorian."

    I guess that’s a close second then, right?

  2. Don’t lie. You got married so close to the fourth because you wanted bragging rights: "No, there really WERE fireworks! Honest!!"

    Congrats.

  3. That’s probably what he intended, but sources tell me it was a dud.

  4. Now, now Raul. Just because DmentD doesn’t go bang on the roof with you anymore, you don’t have to be jealous.

    4th of July or Groundhog’s day, there are always fireworks for me and my love.

  5. Aww you guys!! Stuff has this way of being all sweet that is sooooo… *tear* congrats you two! I’m so glad people like you will be at our wedding.. sigh

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