Did you feel it? That little cold front that blew through this past weekend that blissfully knocked us out of the path of not one, but two nasty storms? Did you notice that it blew in on Friday the 13th? Did you feel the extra sensation that piggybacked with it?
I sure as hell did. But then again, I’m hypersensitive to it.
That cool weather was the calling card for my ultimate favorite time of year — the supreme holiday season to me. It was a steel-toed-and-cleated boot to the head that shifted my perspective 45 degrees. It was a hand engraved reminder that Halloween is just around the corner and that I should get cracking on preparations for the big party and the opportunity to scare a whole new neighborhood of people.
The weather may have warmed back up, but it is not enough to banish the demon stirred up inside. My clock-spring is wound and I’m ready to go. The weather inside my head will remain comfortably fall-like.
It’s time to create heaven and hell. I suggest you all get started too.
Can someone please help me knock over a Quiznos and steal the wearable cup so I can make a masterful Master Shake costume? That, or wroap me in ground meat and take my brains away.
wroap me in ground meat and take my brains away.
Are you coming on to Stuff?
Ha haha haha ha!
I will give a crisp, clean $1 bill and massive bragging rights to the first parent to bring their (between the ages of 5 and 12 years old) child to the party wearing a one of THESE costumes. Preferably the Child Cheetah Pimp Suit Costume. I mean, just look at the attitude that kid has on his face! It looks like he’s seriously about to smack a bitch up for holding out on him.
Dude, I thought they did that when you earned your rainbow stripes.
*ducks*
Well, you people have stripped so many of my colors, I’ve had to re-enlist. And the BJ classes are a lot harder than you’d think.
I think the "ho" costume on a little girl is a little off base, but hey, you cant have pimps without some Hos.
God DAMN! Now I got to find me a kid.
Don’t worry, Fiddy. I hear they grade on a curve.
Thanks, SB. Know anyone who wants to be a volunteer in my re-education process?